Kaleb's Birthday Party

Saturday we had Kaleb's birthday party at the pool. Kaleb had a lot of fun playing in the pool with everyone. Thank you everyone for coming.

Happy Birthday Kaleb!

Today is Kaleb's 4th birthday! I can't believe he is 4 already. It's amazing to see how much he has learned in the last couple of years. He was able to open a couple of presents this morning and he can't wait for his birthday party on Saturday.

We also went swimming on Saturday and Ashton loved it. After awhile he started falling asleep so he took a nap while we had more fun in the pool. I love having a pool so close that's free. This is probably the only thing I'll miss about the apartment but I still have a couple more years to enjoy it.


Ashton took a nap by the pool. He loves sucking on his thumb (or whatever finger he can manage to get in his mouth).

Top 15 Things NOT To Say

I get to speak in church Sunday which is Father's Day and as I was looking for stories about fathers I came across this.

Top 15 Things NOT To Say During Childbirth
1. "Y’know, looking at her, you’d never guess that Demi Moore had a baby!"
2. "Gosh, you’re lucky. I sure wish men could experience the miracle of childbirth."
3. "Do you think the baby will come before Monday Night Football starts?"
4. "I hope your ready. The Glamour Shot photographer will be here in fifteen minutes."
5. "If you think this hurts, I should tell you about the time I twisted my ankle playing basketball."
6. "That was the kids on the phone. Did you have anything planned for dinner?"
7. "When you lay on your back, you look like a python that swallowed a wild boar."
8. "Let’s see if they’ll let us take one of these hospital gowns for you to wear around the house."
9. "You don’t need an epidural. Just relax and enjoy the moment."
10. "This whole experience kind of reminds me of an episode from I Love Lucy."
11. "Oops! Which cord was I supposed to cut?"
12. "Stop your swearing and just breathe."
13. "Remember what we learned in Lamaze class! HEE HEE HOO HOO. You’re not using the right words."
14. "Your stomach still looks like there’s another one in there."
15. "You don’t have the guts to pull that trigger."

Fitting since Good Eats is my favorite show on Food Network. To see which chef you are click here.